Not only does Drew Morin excel at being an accountant, but he also doesn't respond to emails or phone calls. There's always a question mark next to his name as to whether he will attend games or team meetings.Morin is a graduate of Ithaca College, where he double majored in math and heavy metal. He can name every Dokken album in chronological order and he has promised to name his first born child after James Hetfield (before he cut his hair).
Drew owns one pair of sweat pants. His wardrobe also includes 5 blue dress shirts and one Buttermilk Five T shirt. As far as footwear goes, Drew keeps it simple. Cleats he does not own.
When asked about Morin's knack for slipping and sliding around the infield dirt like a bad dancer, BM5 skipper, Chris Hogan replied, "Its like he is our own little homeless guy and I feel we are kind of giving back to the community by keeping him on the roster. In fact, we are asking all BM5 players to bring a non-perishable food item to help fill Drew's pantry."
Drew may or may not be present for Wednesday night's tilt against the 4-1 Big Sticks at Daly Field in Newton.
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