Thursday, June 11, 2009

Welcome to the Speed Round....

What has two thumbs and is on his honeymoon in Hawaii?  Give up?  The answer is Johnny Miller.  

In a conflict of interest that almost altered the lives and weekends of several people, Johnny Miller (Me) was forced to fly 10 hours across more than 4 or 5 time zones and sit on a beach or near a pool or snorkel with sea turtles and drink cocktails with more fruit than a Liberace concert.  Sure, I had to miss a few games, several practices and all night strategy sessions, but I'm a sucker for sweating like a pig in the little latitudes.  So without further delay, here is what has happened to the best of my ability (6 hours behind).  
  • BM5 forfeits May 29 contest that was previously thought to be postponed
  • BM5 superfan, Kevin Cullen, gets married on 5/29.
  • BM5'er, Johnny Miller, gets married and goes to Hawaii for 2 weeks to celebrate.
  • Jim Byrne joins Johnny Miller's fantasy football league
  • BM5'er Brent Knapp goes to Russia and/or Sweden.  
  • BM5's 5/29 forfeit under review
  • BM5 loses, 6-5 in pitcher's duel, to E-Unit.
More to come when I get back to the mainland.  In the meantime, stay strong, eat your wheaties and always use the Mian Brothers for all your Marble countertop needs.


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