Thursday, July 16, 2009

Guaranteed!

Buttermilk Five Skipper/Pitcher/Keeper of the Scorebook, Chris Hogan, guaranteed victory over the Dizzy Buddha next Tuesday night.  

When asked to clarify exactly what he meant, Hogan said, "We play well at Connell Field.  I think we are 2-12 over the past few years there and I think if we have enough players, then we'll mop up on those Dizzy Buddhas".

Hogan is planning to prepare for next week's contest by basking in the New Jersey shore sun.  He added, "I think if i can get some SPF 1,000,000 into my milky white skin, then I think I'll be ready to scorch the Buddha next week."

Next week's game is scheduled for 815pm and good seats are still available.  

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